I'm Just Along for the Ride

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

(Source: moseby, via themuffinbandit)

takeme-towonderland:

meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

THIS IS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY

(Source: bro-tatoes, via muhraid)

bunnyfood:

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